Last time we ever video chat okay?
Amir on AIM
I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
- Amir: whatsa matter
- Amir: not gonna make me feel like shit today?
- Jake: im having a good day
- Amir: go fuck yourself
- Amir: sorry, no more talking.
- Amir: wazaap though
- Jake: not online either
- Amir: ugh meet m e in conference room. 5 mins.
- Jake: nope
- Amir: kay
- Amir: sup slut
- Amir: gota great song for you to listen to
- Amir: iTUNES IT UP!!!
- Amir: BRAH
- Amir: BRAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
- Amir: iTUNES IT!
- Amir: lets DO THis
- Amir: jake
- Amir: itunes it
- Amir: please
- Amir: dont wanna cry just...
- Amir: comon
- Amir: why are you doing this tome?
- Amir: fuck you
- Amir: jake
- Amir: jayyyyke
- Amir: are you opening up itunes? is that why youre not responding?
- Amir: lemme know
- Amir: jkae
- Amir: ajkejkajekajkejaek
- Amir: ajkeajekjaekjaekjaekj
- Amir: ok
- Amir: so you just werent looking
- Amir: nobody likes me. good. i hate everybody.
- Jake (Autoreply): LUNCH
- Amir: except for you.
- Amir: jake im gonna punch you in 30 seconds
- Amir: starting now
- Amir: IJFASCO
- Amir: i just farted
- Amir: and shit came out
- Amir: help me.
