- Amir: dinner tonight. im paying.
- Amir: suck my BALLS. you cant ignore me all the time you UNCLE FUCKER
Amir on AIM
I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
After I got back from the bathroom
- Amir: fucking missed you like shit
- Amir: sorry
- Amir: love you too baby
- Amir: sorry wrong IM
- Amir: jake
- Amir: wrong IM Box. meant to write that to somebody else bro
- Jake: cool
- Jake: its fine
- Amir: FEEL SO STUPID
- Amir: talking to my baby
- Amir: i cant keep doing this bro
- Amir: jake
- Amir: i cant keep doing this bro
- Jake: ok then stop
- Amir: youre right.
- Amir: i cant just stop.
- Amir: GOD you fucking get me
- Amir: you call me on all my little bullshit things that most people dont
- Amir: haha. wanna go to a poetry reading tonight?
- Amir: I'm still here.
- Amir: you know. in case you cared.
- Jake: i dont
- Amir: youre getting really close to losing me jake
- Amir: jake
- Amir: you gonna use that sweatshirt?
- Amir: lemme borrow it BOYEE
- Amir: jkae
- Amir: every time i come back to my computer and i have no new emails i am on the verge of a nervous breakdown. straight up.
- Amir: i went to the movies on friday, then sat just chilled or whatever
- Jake: k
- Amir: not much sunndaroo
- Amir: whyd you ask
- Jake: didnt
- Amir: jek
- Jake: FUCK OFF
- Amir: jk
- Amir: no need to apologize comprende
