Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
  • Amir: dinner tonight. im paying.
  • Amir: suck my BALLS. you cant ignore me all the time you UNCLE FUCKER

After I got back from the bathroom

  • Amir: fucking missed you like shit
  • Amir: sorry
  • Amir: love you too baby
  • Amir: sorry wrong IM
  • Amir: jake
  • Amir: wrong IM Box. meant to write that to somebody else bro
  • Jake: cool
  • Jake: its fine
  • Amir: FEEL SO STUPID
  • Amir: talking to my baby
  • Amir: i cant keep doing this bro
  • Amir: jake
  • Amir: i cant keep doing this bro
  • Jake: ok then stop
  • Amir: youre right.
  • Amir: i cant just stop.
  • Amir: GOD you fucking get me
  • Amir: you call me on all my little bullshit things that most people dont
  • Amir: haha. wanna go to a poetry reading tonight?
  • Amir: I'm still here.
  • Amir: you know. in case you cared.
  • Jake: i dont
  • Amir: youre getting really close to losing me jake
  • Amir: jake
  • Amir: you gonna use that sweatshirt?
  • Amir: lemme borrow it BOYEE
  • Amir: jkae
  • Amir: every time i come back to my computer and i have no new emails i am on the verge of a nervous breakdown. straight up.
  • Amir: i went to the movies on friday, then sat just chilled or whatever
  • Jake: k
  • Amir: not much sunndaroo
  • Amir: whyd you ask
  • Jake: didnt
  • Amir: jek
  • Jake: FUCK OFF
  • Amir: jk
  • Amir: no need to apologize comprende