Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
September 30
  • Amir: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/shiksas/male
  • Amir: ah,
  • Amir: sorry
  • Amir: didnt mean to send that brotha
  • Jake: don't worry, i'll close it.
  • Amir: ah.
September 26
  • Amir: how much of your day do you spend doing online banking?
  • Jake: none
  • Jake: why
  • Amir: me too
  • Amir: similarity numba 201 brotha
September 25
  • Amir: you just failed the gay test.
  • Amir: straight up
  • Amir: i dont know if i can talk to you anymore
  • Jake: oh ok
  • Amir: ill learn to live with it.
  • Amir: i still love you
September 24
  • Amir: you look unbelievable today
  • Jake: gross
September 23
  • Amir: Jake do you have my Adam Sandler CD? SLOPPY JOES SLOP SLOPPY JOES. lol. Ummm...
September 22

When that "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" song was popular

  • Amir: im fucking jake hurwitz!
September 19
  • Amir: lets video chat
  • Jake: no
  • Amir: PELALSEEE
  • Amir: jakekajkeajkjaejkeakj
September 18
  • Amir: JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE orwhatever JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE
September 17
  • Amir: ditch rosie and lets go get some fucking trail mix or soemthing dog
  • Amir: you dont give a shit about that red headed faggot
  • Amir: right?
September 16

An Hour After the Previous Post...

  • Amir: regardless of what happens in the next year, I have no regrets because I know I gave it my all. 100%.
  • Amir: or whateva
  • Amir: stupid