Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
  • Amir: i vant to git a tattoo under me pubes
  • Amir: that says pubes
  • Amir: sap
  • Jake: what
  • Amir: i dunno ithought you said hey
  • Amir: you on the facebook?