Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
August 7
  • Amir: lol. i just openned collegehumor.com for te first time in 9 months. it looks gay.
  • Jake: god
  • Amir: gonna write an ARRRTEECLE
  • Amir: sabout pirates orwhateva