Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he's said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.
September 26
  • Amir: how much of your day do you spend doing online banking?
  • Jake: none
  • Jake: why
  • Amir: me too
  • Amir: similarity numba 201 brotha