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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he’s said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.</description><title>Amir on AIM</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @amironaim)</generator><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Last time we ever video chat okay?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ZlGTiTwT0ip3ks96eObCmUpko1_r2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last time we ever video chat okay?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/70357879</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/70357879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:29:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ZlGTiTwT0hei5063GbUJADjko1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/64486429</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/64486429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:51:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: whatsa matter&#13;</title><description>Amir: whatsa matter&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: not gonna make me feel like shit today?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: im having a good day&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: go fuck yourself</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/63936343</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/63936343</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:36:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: sorry, no more talking.&#13;</title><description>Amir: sorry, no more talking.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: wazaap though&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: not online either</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/63278192</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/63278192</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:20:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: ugh meet m e in conference room. 5 mins.&#13;</title><description>Amir: ugh meet m e in conference room. 5 mins.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: nope&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: kay</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/62465842</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/62465842</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:08:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: sup slut</title><description>Amir: sup slut</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/60702208</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/60702208</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:07:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: gota  great song for you to listen to&#13;</title><description>Amir: gota  great song for you to listen to&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: iTUNES IT UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: BRAH&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: BRAHAHAHAHHAHAHA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: iTUNES IT!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: lets DO THis&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jake&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: itunes it&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: please&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: dont wanna cry just...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: comon&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: why are you doing this tome?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: fuck you&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jake&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jayyyyke&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: are you opening up itunes? is that why youre not responding?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: lemme know&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jkae&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: ajkejkajekajkejaek&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: ajkeajekjaekjaekjaekj&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: ok&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: so you just werent looking</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/60181852</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/60181852</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:17:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: nobody likes me. good. i hate everybody.&#13;</title><description>Amir: nobody likes me. good. i hate everybody.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake (Autoreply): LUNCH&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: except for you.</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/59220020</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/59220020</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:55:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: jake im gonna punch you in 30 seconds&#13;</title><description>Amir: jake im gonna punch you in 30 seconds&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: starting now</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58950714</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58950714</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:13:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: IJFASCO&#13;</title><description>Amir: IJFASCO&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: i just farted&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: and shit came out&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: help me.</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58555501</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58555501</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:24:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: dinner tonight. im paying.&#13;</title><description>Amir: dinner tonight. im paying.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: suck my BALLS. you cant ignore me all the time you UNCLE FUCKER</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58192589</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/58192589</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:33:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>After I got back from the bathroom</title><description>Amir: fucking missed you like shit&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: sorry</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/57172462</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/57172462</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:50:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: love you too baby&#13;</title><description>Amir: love you too baby&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: sorry wrong IM&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jake&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: wrong IM Box. meant to write that to somebody else bro&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: cool&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: its fine&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: FEEL SO STUPID&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: talking to my baby</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/56005758</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/56005758</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:05:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: i cant keep doing this bro&#13;</title><description>Amir: i cant keep doing this bro&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jake&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: i cant keep doing this bro&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: ok then stop&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: youre right.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: i cant just stop.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: GOD you fucking get me&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: you call me on all my little bullshit things that most people dont</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/55800826</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/55800826</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:35:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: haha. wanna go to a poetry reading tonight?</title><description>Amir: haha. wanna go to a poetry reading tonight?</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/55029380</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/55029380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:43:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: I'm still here.&#13;</title><description>Amir: I'm still here.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: you know. in case you cared.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: i dont&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: youre getting really close to losing me jake</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/54534330</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/54534330</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:53:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: jake&#13;</title><description>Amir: jake&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: you gonna use that sweatshirt?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: lemme borrow it BOYEE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jkae</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/54368775</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/54368775</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:37:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: every time i come back to my computer and i have no new emails i am on the verge of a nervous breakdown. straight up.</title><description>Amir: every time i come back to my computer and i have no new emails i am on the verge of a nervous breakdown. straight up.</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/53960932</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/53960932</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:15:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: i went to the movies on friday, then sat just chilled or whatever&#13;</title><description>Amir: i went to the movies on friday, then sat just chilled or whatever&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: k&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: not much sunndaroo&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: whyd you ask&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: didnt</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/53328128</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/53328128</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:18:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amir: jek&#13;</title><description>Amir: jek&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jake: FUCK OFF&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: jk&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Amir: no need to apologize comprende</description><link>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/52923214</link><guid>http://amironaim.tumblr.com/post/52923214</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:56:15 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
